mattress toter

A skank,slut or whore that carries a mattress on her back hoping to fuck everyone in town on it.

That Karleigh is such a fucking mattress toter. She better take that fucking ass some where else before i kick it for her.

by Rhonda Rumschik January 14, 2009

Alabama Wagon toter

a sex postion, where a man sits in a wagon and his partner latches onto his penis(using the mouth) and totes him around a room. AWT = Alabama Wagon Toter

The Alabama Wagon Toter is one of the most painful sex positions in the world

by Polarbearman November 3, 2006

cob toter

Someone who is unsophisticated, grew up in a rural area or on a farm

Journalists were prone to call the Congressman a cob toter when he gave off the cuff speeches.

by two headed turtle January 25, 2011

book toter

Someone who tries to get into someone's pants by "helping" them with their books.

Dude did you see that douche pull the old book toter yesterday?

by Fetty wherp September 3, 2016

Toolie Toter

a little 4’9 compressed gay boy garden gnome who is very angry and mad at the world

Boy: I left my buttplug in my ass last night and accidentally fell asleep but now it’s gone wtf?
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter

by minergirl69 September 28, 2023