The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself
Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?
by White.ini March 14, 2019
Get the Three cheese tortellinimug. Variation of "Awesome Sauce". Meaning extreme amazingness, coolness or incredibility. One of the best adjectives to describe mind-blowing things.
A.k.a DCTSWGC
A.k.a DCTSWGC
Person 1: Clap your hands for the fairies!
Person 2: The fairly odd parents?
Person 1: I watched that when I was young!
Person 2: Me too!
Person 1 and 2 (in unison): DOUBLE CHEESE TORTELLINI SAUCE WITH GARLIC CLOVES!!!
Person 2: The fairly odd parents?
Person 1: I watched that when I was young!
Person 2: Me too!
Person 1 and 2 (in unison): DOUBLE CHEESE TORTELLINI SAUCE WITH GARLIC CLOVES!!!
by Your mom (the thumb-breaker) November 28, 2010
Get the Double Cheese Tortellini Sauce with Garlic Clovesmug. noun - (dirt·y tort·ell·ini)
1. the citation of acknowledging a teammates outlandish behavior
"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "
2. the dirtiest tortellini, dirtier than the dirtiest (sexual innuendo implied)
"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."
1. the citation of acknowledging a teammates outlandish behavior
"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "
2. the dirtiest tortellini, dirtier than the dirtiest (sexual innuendo implied)
"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."
"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "
"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."
"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."
by dirty tortellini May 4, 2014
Get the dirty tortellinimug. A sexual move usually performed after eating Italian food. A man contorts his penis into a tortellini shape, farts and then has his salad tossed.
“I wasn’t sure if it was gay or not, but Stacey was full in on the hot tortellini salad, so it’s got be no-homo.”
by Dynamite Thundersteel February 28, 2023
Get the Hot Tortellini Saladmug. 
by Séan Miller October 20, 2021
Get the Tortellinimug. The tactical use of the well-known (and highly available) Italian dish. The dish consists of, pasta stuffed (usually) with cheese and/or meat. Its tactical use as an emergency source of energy, or as a means to prolonging ones stamina probably dates back to roman times. The tactical nature of its use often falls out of line with social norms, for example, a tactical user would more likely be eating tortellini for breakfast rather than dinner.
by RabbitCheese May 5, 2017
Get the tactical tortellinimug.