mercury topaz

A poorly made car from Mercury that was manufactured in the 80's and early 90's. They stopped making it due to poor sales and the fact that they're pieces of crap. They top out around 75 mph and are extremely unattractive. Often referred to as the "slowpaz".

Phil- "Dude, I just got a mercury topaz"
Chris- "That sucks man, I heard that they've been banned from highways because they're so slow, and no self respecting girl would ever set foot inside of one of them"
Phil- "Yeah, I should probly go drive it of a bridge"

by Albino Rhino August 26, 2006

topaz necklace

Like a pearl necklace but done shortly after urinating so the cum has a yellow color

i tried to give josie a pearlie but it ended up as a topaz necklace

by Super Guatemala Man February 17, 2008

Topazzoun

That one guy at works name, still don’t know how to pronounce it.

A guy at my work is named Topazzoun.

by LadyRif November 13, 2023

Thpazz

Like saying Spazz with a lisp, just like a spazz would.

you thilly thpazz you.

by Yarr Face Eternal June 25, 2009

Topazm

The word used to describe an ill-thought-through act or an example of unbelievable naivety.

"She just had a Topazm. We tricked her into thinking Oompa Lumpas were real."

by Shifty373 January 18, 2010

Topaz

Basically, a fucking Hamuda.

Damn, that fucking Topaz HaHamuda stole my diamonda shoval.

by Sandysvagina November 26, 2016

topazlynne

the most amazing person to have as a friend and has the most beautiful eyes and smile

i wish i had a topazlynne right now

by lanie counts November 22, 2017