8x10 Toolshed

1. Matthew Inman, writer for the hilarious "The Oatmeal" website, as described by a nonfan on May 21, 2011. This is the opinion of merely one man, an employee at Lowe's who apparently enjoys his life of selling toilets and driving forklifts inside giant warehouses, seeing as The Oatmeal is the worlds leading source in 3rd grade humor and grammar awareness.

2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D

1. "I am too stupid to understand your sense of humor. Thus, you are officially an 8x10 Toolshed."

2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."

8x10 Toolshed by swall67 July 9, 2011

toolshed 

Location used to consummate deals with Satan, according to lyrics some Christian wingnut alleged were back-masked in Led Zeppelin's classic song "Stairway to Heaven".

" ... down there in the toolshed where he used to make us so sad O my sweet Satan ...,"

toolshed by Fearman May 24, 2008

Tijuana Toolshed 

A sex act where a woman (of any nationality) snorts Tijuana's best cocaine off a dude's dick while simultaneously going down on him.

No dude that's the eiffel tower, tijuana toolshed is where she devours your coke covered dick like it's a carnival hot dog

Tijuana Toolshed by Billy McMauritzen October 20, 2010

toolshed 

a massive tool

I just stuck you!
Wow john ur a toolshed

toolshed by [e-mail] December 17, 2008

Toolshed 

Molly, or having to do with or being like molly

Molly is a toolshed

Toolshed by Starman May 21, 2004

toolshed 

A sanctuary in which to play hogsoccer.

Before we whipped out the plunger and hamsandwich we locked the door to the toolshed.

toolshed by MBC March 31, 2003

Toolshed 

Its what you call the stupidest person you know. Same thing as douche, dumbass, idiot etc..etc..

Example A Bruce: I lowered my car yesterday.
Mitch: why would you do that you fuckin' toolshed?

Example B: Your a toolshed

Toolshed by koruptone August 5, 2009