This guy is smoking balls tonight

Looking awesome

Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery

by Dchipy March 13, 2009

suck my penis tonight?

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*

by OFFICIALnigger September 30, 2020

Theres no strangers tonight

You know the rules and so do I

Person A: Theres no strangers tonight.
Person B: I WOULD continue but I don't know the lyrics. :(

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE February 26, 2021

Suck my Penis Tonight

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

You as a creamer - Please sugar daddy suck my penis
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .

by 3urdjthsfjjn olgkfgdpt k;gfflk May 18, 2023

cause ah ah im in the stars tonight

AnD WeRe gOiNg To lIgHt ThAt FiR e And SeT The nigHt AliGht

cause ah ah im in the stars tonight and were going to light that fire and set the night alight

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- October 19, 2020

somebody gone die tonight

An expression used in anticipation of a long, chaotic night of partying ahead.

Guy 1:"watch out, keg comin through here"
Guy 2: "shit...somebody gone die tonight."

by P Nutty May 9, 2009

You Won't Get Stabbed Tonight

Common phrase issued by recently stabbed individual attempting to express his/her acceptance of the utter ridiculousness of the event, as well as the individuals predilection for raging so insanely hard that such events only serve to further legitimize the incredible rageability of said subject. In a sense, individual is expressing his/her belief that the second-person ("you") will not be able party as excessively or with as little regard for human life, to the extent that there is a possibility of receiving a stab wound.

"You don't think I won't just kill busch lights all day? I got stabbed last night. You won't get stabbed tonight."

by Beans55 January 14, 2009