Glan

God

OH MY GLAN

by GlanFan March 15, 2022

No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

Glan

A word to express happiness or approval.

Today was pretty glan.

That was a glan moment.

by BroDawg2 March 2, 2022

Glans

A stupid British version of the tip of the penis.

"Oy mate, don't get your glans caught between the toilet seat."

"No one knows what you just said."

by PeterSEG July 28, 2022