Textometer

The varying speeds at which one drives while texting

We were not sure why he was driving slow but then noticed he was texting so his textometer was ten below the posted speed limit

by Bubba L January 15, 2018

Tizometrie

Is used to calculate the tiz factor in the tizean equation

Tizometrie(tiz=costiz²+sintiz²)

by Chumbuketeer November 22, 2021

Dirty tonometer

The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)

"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."

by inCozNito September 29, 2017