The thickening

When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)

“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”

“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”

“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”

by Judgerichie November 8, 2017

thicken

Noun, A thick female.

Wow, look at that thicken!

Or wow, she is on hell of a fucken thicken

by thegreatbobbyjohnlong March 14, 2015

rick thickener

When someone takes a large dump in your orange juice.

"Dammit, I got another rick thickener this morning. Mondays, am I right?"

by surelyiamblue January 17, 2021

Thickens

Affectionate term used to greet your thick and bodacious female counterpart.

Why, My Thickens. You look lovely this morning.

by C. Gilles August 8, 2018

Thieen Syndrome

A rare syndrome in which a homo male becomes a non-binary.

I think that kid has Thieen Syndrome. He's got 34C tits, and his boner is hangin out.

by goatmemer69 November 13, 2018

thiemen

The guy who will wait till your sentence is done, just to screw it up or to add an awful joke. He’s the one to give you a sigaret because he forgot his own lighter.

Thiemen’s are the best guys to go to if you have problems, but don’t do it to much. He’ll think of the most terrible pun when you’re finally finished.

Damn it Thiemen, shop making puns!

by Fry pansworth December 23, 2017

ice thickener

A random phrase or conversation topic in order to alienate other parties involved in a conversation.
(the reverse of an ice breaker) usaully to in order to decrease the chances of undesirable socialisation. can include social fopar's or distasteful topics.

guy on the pull: hey dollface i just had to come over and buy you a drink, what's your poison blue eyes?

hot girl at bar: did you hear about the rape that happened down the street a few days ago, that was my incarcerated ex-lovers retarded homosexual nephew's menstruating pet cactus. *sarcasm* now how about that drink?

guy: *???!!!wtf!!!??? is wrong with this biatch i'm gonna bounce how could she drop an ice thickener like that

by Dan_N452 July 12, 2010