The Fappening 

Being spun, horny and exhausted from being awake for the past 3 days masterbating that you fall out in the middle of fapping and wake up with your hand still in your pants

"what happened to you last night? We were supposed to meet up ."..... " sorry, it was...... THE FAPPENING!

The Fappening by anonymous December 29, 2023

Sir. Yappington the Third 

A person, usually male, who constantly talks non-sense, or yaps that they could either be royal or knighted for how much they do so.

James: Please make room for our highness you peasants, Sir. Yappington the Third is coming through!
Billy: *Yaps his way through the hall*
Philip: *Starts to tear up* His yaps.. They're so beautiful..

Sir. Yappington the Third by The Remsters April 19, 2024

the second worst thing happening for you today 

this is the second worst thing happening for you today, I don't what is the first worst thing but I bet its bad.

So listen up boy, pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing happening for you today!
-Spy, TF2

the second worst thing happening for you today by The Synthetic of the Synthetic February 16, 2022