Millie the willy

The girl who a girl names keira loves with all her heart and would do anything for her. Millie is a beautiful,intelligent girl but just cant see her beauty

Millie the willy is the best person in the universe

by Millie the willy May 8, 2021

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wankin the willy

beating your cock so much your sperm shoots out at 32mph onto your ceiling fan that sprays it around like the fucking 4th of july

Jeffery Epstein “Oh boy I’m gonna start wankin the willy to another underaged child”

The kids mom “I thought I sent my kid to a boy scouts camp. Not a fucking XXVIDEOS Orgy scene”

by Bill Clinton Touched Me May 14, 2023

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FAT! She is nice sometimes ig?, but other than that a BITCH and a WHORE and CUNT. She eats all my food and makes the ground shake. Her ass is flatter than my dining table. She is built like ma private square. She has a crush on Karl murr and Ayan Bhuttani. Sg=he is so fking stinky like holy guacamole someone needs to gift her deodorant. The circumference of her forehead is x^6 she is built like a negative slope in Mr roger's ass. She always follows me everywhere like paparazzi who?? She needs to stop biting off her toe hair and get a wax. When she breathes she takes up the whole Arizona forest oxygen. She like little kids and she is the biggest pedo ever. (her left toe is bigger than the right)

note: three some later xoxo

Philly Billy in the Willy has a long billy

by BIGGEST PHILLHATER EVER #FNKID November 25, 2024

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Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.

Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!

by Isl-96 April 6, 2023

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