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im going to blow up the white house 

A phrase used to say that you are going to take a huge shit
Bro get out of the restroom Im going to blow up the white house

sittin on the white house 

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.
Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

egging the white house 

the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom
Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.

Barack is in the White House 

A quick way one person (usually black but not limited to black people alone) tells another (again usually black but not limited to black people alone) to behave in a respectable manner or they'll get smacked for acting the fool.
Beavis: I am cornholio!! I need TV for my bung-hole!!!

Butthead: Dude Barack is in the White House!! Don't make me smack you fool

John: <Making a lot of noise while Jesse Ventura is speaking on Fox News>

Wayne: Dude Barack is in the White House be quiet and let me watch Jesse Ventura lay into these fools!!

Drop the Obamas off at the White House 

Martha: Hey, go to the store, I need you to get eggs.
Billy:Why can't you go?
Martha:I'm gonna Drop the Obamas off at the White House.

Cocaine in the White House 

There was cocaine in the white house, therefore, they are dealing drugs out of the White house! Drone strike the Capitol building now! Drone strike the white house!
Hym "There was cocaine in the white house and, as you know, we have to drone strike anyone who has drug. That person who had that cocaine in the white house COULD STILL ME THERE... Poisoning our citizens and using our presidents as a human shields. We must do what the Jews would do in this situation and DRONE STRIKE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! NOW! QUICK THE DRUG DEALERS ARE ABOUT TO GET AWAY!"