News Not the Weather

When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...

Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...

by B. Hanback February 10, 2009

arthur the weatherman

A video on youtube featuring a black weatherman named Arthur, who has a hilarious laugh.

arthur the weatherman: Pretty much everywhere, it's gonn' be hot.
News Reporter: Then I won't need a jacket!
Arthur: eh HYEAH HYEAH HYEAH HYEAHHAH
News Reporter: Hehe, thanks Arthur.

by YoutubeNerd December 18, 2009

The weather outside is weather

1. The best fucking thing you could ever possibly say in any given situation

2. An amazing quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Steve: Haven't seen you in a while man, how's it going?

Rob: My girlfriend left me yesterday after I lost my job and shortly after that, my dog was hit by a drunk driver. My life is an ever-darkening abyss, I'm so depressed and I just don't know what to do anymore. My life is crumbling around me, I'm a broken man...

Chris: THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS WEATHER!

by slamthevag8 May 10, 2011

The news and the weather

The act of speaking while at the same time expectorating on the individul. (spitting). Never done intentionally. Usually occuring when someone is upset or heated while trying to speak without swallowing their saliva.

Burger, slow your roll! Your giving me the news and the weather. Just calm down and tell me what Cang did.

by Dr. Cold Finger January 11, 2008

whats the weather like today

When you are a stupid pleb who uses the wrong application to check weather

You “ Hey Siri , whats the weather like today.”
Siri “ Look outside you fucking pleb”

by Urning April 20, 2018

Stay Above the Weather

The act of remaining incessantly positive despite conditions that are less than ideal

Person 1: I just lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, and my

goldfish died.

Person 2: Don't let it get you down! Stay Above the Weather!

by StayAbovetheWeather November 29, 2011

the weathermen

The Weathermen were an underground society of radical left protesters, many of whom were college students, who often resorted to violent tactics in the 60's in effort to promote the "New Left" and extraction of troops from Vietnam.

"We felt that doing nothing in a period of repressive violence is itself a form of violence. That's really the part that I think is the hardest for people to understand. If you sit in your house, live your white life and go to your white job, and allow the country that you live in to murder people and to commit genocide, and you sit there and you don't do anything about it, that's violence."(concerning the weathermen) -Naomi Jaffe (former Weather(wo)man)

by JonD208233 March 7, 2007