the warmth

The act of pressing yourself against someone's anus while they defecate. Usually using a saran-wrap, cellophane, or plastic shield from the fecal matter. The only sensation is the feeling of the heat, from the bowel movement, through the plastic.

John buys a lot of plastic, and bean burritos.
Yeah, he must really want to feel the warmth.

by DebstersWictionary March 05, 2021

liquid warmth

warmth in the form of a liquid

the shower provides water as liquid warmth.

by Kevinw05 September 01, 2022

warmth shag

An episode of sexual activity used primarily for self-preservation in a cold climate.

John had originally planned a non-stop hike through Sweden. Unfortunately, the temperature plummeted dramatically and he was forced to stop for a quick warmth shag.

by Abanazar December 13, 2011

Dad-warmth

The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.

Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."

by Flimflambam October 05, 2018