Louie Slugger

A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.

I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.

by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020

cunt slugger

Somebody who is a veritable warrior when it comes to pounding pussy.

You should have see Ron Jeremy in that flick, man that dude is a bonafide cunt slugger if ever I saw one.

by Justin O'Connell October 02, 2007

louisville slugger

when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.

Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.

by phil johnson June 20, 2006

Bourbon Slugger

Chugging bourbon (Preferably Kentucky Gentlemen) straight from the handle.

Phrase stems from the South (Kentucky) and is a great tool for hazing pledges.

Chaser not included.

"Pledge! Bourbon Slugger now!"

"But I don't wanna, I'm so dru-"

"Do it!"

by TheA$$Man August 09, 2010

Milwaukee Slugger

A Milwaukee Slugger is achieved by loading a womans anus with ping-pong balls, baseballs, anal-beads, or even softballs??? (ouch) and then using your dick as a bat, through the vaginal wall, to knock the balls "out of the park."

Mike was giving me a Milwaukee Slugger last night, I can barely walk.

by Mark Weber May 31, 2007

Tijuana Slugger

The act of having a baseball bat lubed in hot sauce shoved up your ass.

Person 1 - I'm having the worst day ever!!

Person 2 - Why? Were you on the business end of a Tijuana Slugger?

Person 1 - No...

Person 2 - Oh! I guess things aren't as bad as they could have been then...

by Stryker916 November 22, 2011

Double Slugger

Someone who sucks off two guys at the same time.

Hey Matt, Want to go for a Double Slugger with two strangers in the park this evening?

by VFX Pro May 27, 2010