shit shifter

A homosexual who engages in shifting shit (anal sex). Same meaning as shit shoveler and poo poker.

"man i'm feeling so homosexual tonight... i'm gonna go shift some shit!"

"watch out for your arse around him, hes a shit shifter"

by L. Beck December 16, 2008

Shaft Shifter

A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.

Person 1 - See her?

Person 2 - Yeah

Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!

Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!

Person 1 - I Know Right!

by 98JoeC November 29, 2012

self-shifter

Car with automatic transmission

I'd get a Mercedes CLS but its only available as a self-shifter now

by towel405 December 25, 2010

Granny Shifter

USA: A person who changes gears in a car slowly
Ireland: A person who french kisses grandmothers

US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?

by SMCLG September 22, 2022

day-shifter

A very ugly lady.A term that stems from the Amsterdam red light district .Anyone who has ever browsed the shop windows will notice a marked difference in quality depending on the time of day that the young lady is working .

Was it you I saw leaving the party with that day-shifter?
What is your major malfunction ?

by Bob the Balleen January 17, 2008

Gear Shifter

-An improper form of performing a hand-job.

-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.

Mike: Hey man, how was she?
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!

Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.

by Automatic transmission May 10, 2008

Skeet Shifter

An automatic transmission in a vehicle that has been modified to have firmer and faster shifts for better performance. the shift can be so hard that it causes the drive tires to momentarily spin causing a "Skeet" or chirp sound.

Did you hear those tires chirp? He must have put a Skeet shifter in that thing!

by eddymetal1 July 6, 2010