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Ryder

Funny ass stoner, from GTA:San Andreas. Smokes PCP a lot, and sold out Grove Street Families along with Big Smoke.
He also looks a lot like Eazy-E. Even though Rockstar claimed they didn't mean to do this, when I showed my sister the Fuck wit Dre video, she swore that "Sleazy-E" looked just like Ryder.
by CJ. j/k, SAlpsu May 13, 2005
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Ryder

Verb meaning to sustain an injury while intoxicated. Originates with the New Zealand cricketer Jesse Ryder, who infamously severed tendons in his hand trying to break a toilet window in a bar, nearly ending his career.
Dude: "Dude, wtf happened to your face?"

Other dude: "Shit man, I got completely trashed last night and lost my fucking keys, so I rydered myself trying to break into the house with my head."
by Scarletmanuka February 28, 2008
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Ryder

Ryder is a nice and chill kind of dude. He’s hella funny and knows how to have a good time. Although he’s gay for men. Having a Ryder in your life will spice it up to the max. Get yourself a Ryder right now!!
Connor: “You seem like a Ryder”
Ryder: “That’s cus I am
by MaddieisNOTshort April 9, 2022
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Ryder

Smoking member of Grove street famlies. Hits the wet all the time and freqently calls CJ a busta. Extreamly small. Likes being strapped. Smokes more then any other member of Grove street famlies no matter how much CJ smokes in the bar.
Stop hittin' the wet so much your makin' Ryder look bad!
by Ghiz January 3, 2005
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ryder

a fun guy im a ryder myself. gets bored easily. smart but doesnt try to put the effort in cause why would you. pretty smexy as MANNNNYY ladies definitly say (100% legit). thats it just easily bored
Broooooo im fellin like a ryder right now bro
by STOOOPPP June 5, 2019
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Ryder

A very pretty girl who's down to earth
She has a nice personality and loves to laugh
Any guy who has he wouldn't let her go cause tbh shes one of i kind
She has an amazing smile ,shy and kinda an indoors person
She may be lazy sometimes but is perfect in everything.
Ryder is just awesome!
by Sally Morgana July 6, 2018
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Ryder

Ryder is a person who lives to make people laugh. He is kind of popular, but doesn’t have very high self esteem. He is extremely sarcastic, and will tease you a lot. He may come off as mean, but when you get to know him, he is a real sweetheart. He probably loves soccer, and races quads. A pretty smart kid too, he probably tutors kids at school or college for extra credit. He acts innocent half the time, but will make inappropriate jokes if his friends are doing It. Ryder’s are almost definitely good cooks. Lots of freckles and red hair. Is kind of sensitive, but is a real badass when it comes to roasting the hell out of people. He will defend his friends at all costs. May be a bully in some situations, but will stop if told too.
I know a Ryder and he is pretty cool
by I am groot_69 August 26, 2020
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