Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth 

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.

Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.

Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth by Medlinmatt May 18, 2021

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

the mouth sweats 

The feeling you get in your mouth when you've had to much to drink and you take one more shot, and your mouth starts salivating like you're about to throw up.

"Take one more you bitch, last shot of the night."
"I can't drink any more whiskey, that last shot have me the mouth sweats."

I'm about to throw up, that shot gave me the mouth sweats.

the mouth sweats by Lord mericle November 4, 2013

Fuck 'em with the mouth shut

A silent fuck-back in retaliation for being done wrong.

The store owner made the cashier work overtime against his will so while no one was looking, the cashier pocketed a Benjamin while saying, "Make me stay up here all damn night, and I'ma fuck 'em with the mouth shut!"

Fuck 'em with the mouth shut by VMC Andrizzle September 24, 2011

The Mouth of Sauron 

A lieutenant of the dark army of Mordor. This being has been enslaved by Sauron. The Mouth of Sauron has given himself to Sauron, thus being so corrupted, the world forgot his own name. When Saruman failed and Isengard was no more, The Mouth of Sauron was promised Saruman's place, as leader of the western world of Middle Earth if Sauron won the war. As portrayed in The Lord of the Rings : Return of the King Extended Edition DVD, Mouth of Sauron rides upon The Horse of Sauron, a being of pure death and horror. The Mouth of Sauron has a high possibilitie of being blind. His eyes are of no use to him for all his purpose was then, to represnt the dark lord.

Like Smeagol / Gollum, and the Orcs, the Mouth of Sauron is not a comic relief character, or a simple monster to scare. He is a true tortured and pitiful being.

The Mouth of Sauron by M Weiss September 1, 2005

The mouth down south 

Pussy, vagina, kitty cat, etc.

Referred to as such because, like a mouth, it has lips

I like kissing her on the mouth down south

The mouth down south by babypinkmitten November 12, 2021

twitter's white boy of the month 

When twitter crowns their white boy of the month, it is most likely a skinny, string bean ass, brown haired guy that looks like he hasn't slept in 129 years and doesn't eat, only hit's his juul. Also, they are softboy's, feeding off younger girls self-esteem issues by tweeting random ass things like 'You are beautiful!'. But when the month is over, twitter will drop them faster than a hot frying pan and move on to month's white boy.

Trish: "Hey, who was twitter's white boy of the month in August?"

Loren: "It was Noah centipede."

twitter's white boy of the month by #1 bish January 5, 2019