Mitch

A cheeseburger eating beast

Damn that mitch can throw down cheeseburgers!

by xSOLECOLLECTORx January 19, 2009

Mitch

A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes

wow your very mitch like

by monkeysomethingone April 27, 2009

Mitch

A super SEXY guy with a huge PENIS. The ladies love him.

wow...that dude is such a Mitch.

by abc easy as 123 March 22, 2009

mitch

A man, who is a bitch.

---Hey, look at that dude over there getting flipped on by that chick!
--Ha, yeah what a mitch.

---Why are you so mitchy today?

---You son of a mitch!

---That kid just got mitched by that guy.

---You dudes are a bunch of little mitches.

by Ross-ome May 04, 2010

Mitch

A male bitch, similar to an asshole.

He speaks his mind and is very sarcastic, but he continues to have a lot of friends.

"He got pissed and told me off! He's being such a Mitch today."

by Bromance1 October 16, 2013

Mitch

A Mitch is a lesbian Donald Trump who fucks unicorns with his tits.

A Mitch is Donald Trump in his most primeval form.
The Mitch is White.
Oh shit, Its a Mitch, run!

by qwertyuiokiugydresdfghjklmjhug July 17, 2017

Mitch

An amazing person who is sexy. He is really funny and is guaranteed to tease you a lot but it's funny.He can be an idiot . You can count on them to make you laugh and make you happy. A mitch is the most special person ever.

What's your name.... Mitch:D

by Sidnao June 17, 2011