FTP

ftp: Fuck That Puto, used by Geoge Lopez in his HBO special Americas Mexican
pedro:Hey, what do you think of George Bush?

Andy:Man,FTP Bush!
by Vic G. March 02, 2008
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Meaning "for the pics", the term is used as a justification for doing something solely for the purpose of taking pictures (pics) of it and uploading them to Facebook. Extra alcohol, red cups, and good characters can be added to any party FTP.
"Let's make a beeramid out of our empty Keystone Light cans FTP"

"I invited Maxwell to the party FTP."
"Why?"
"You can't deny the fact that he enhances the quality of the pics".
by Cat Baker May 04, 2009
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Fuck the Pies (FTP) is a standard phrase uttered during a conversation with some supporters of the Collingwood Football Club (a.k.a the Pies) in Melbourne, Australia. Supporters of this football club are well known for overestimating their teams abilities beyond what normal people considerable acceptable/tolerable levels.

This opens them up to constant mockery because they do it every fucking year. Having to deal with this shit every week of the football season is too great a price to pay for the satisfaction received when Collingwood fails to make the finals, or looses in the finals.

Etymologists believe that this eventually lead to the birth of the phrase: "Karma's a bitch, motherfucker!".
The abbreviation FTP can be used during text-based communication, or to avoid filters for swear words. It does not have the same effect when spoken out loud.

Collingwood supporter: "Pies are gonna win the flag this year"
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Fuck the Pies!"

Collingwood supporter: "Pies are gonna win this week"
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Fuck the Pies!"

Collingwood supporter: "Pies by 57 this week!"
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Fuck the Pies!"

Collingwood supporter: "sob... i guess there's always next year...."
Non-Collingwood supporter: "Karma's a bitch, motherfucker!"
by yafoba February 17, 2010
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I am sick of this place so FTP
by hellya2511 April 04, 2011
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A term/clothing brand made popular by hip hop rap artists $uicideboy$ meaning fuck the population can also mean fuck the police or fuck the president
$crim:Dude You gonna where your FTP to that concert tonight?
Ruby:Fucking obviously
by ODDYNUFFDASNOWLEOPARD May 20, 2018
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Fuck the Prep. What students say during exam time or other harsh school times at St. Joes Prep.
Guy 1- Yo man i got 4 tests tomorrow.

Guy 2- Same! FTP!!!!
by FTP man March 11, 2009
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FTPs are (Feminine Tectonic Plates) are seisms that are powered by primal forces originating in a woman's hot, inner core, FTPs can move ponderously about at varying speeds and in different directions immediately following extreme or intense fucking.

With the high temperatures and immense pressures found in a woman's wet inner core during a sexual climax, these post orgasmic reactions to acute sexual arousal ex.slammage, sometimes force a woman’s FTPs to suddenly shift. As these ‘pallates eroticus’ move, divergence and/or convergence occurs along their borders, and tremendous energies are unleashed from deep inside resulting in tumultuous physical tremors that compel a woman’s entire body to involuntary convulse, spasm, twitch and shudder for indeterminate periods of time after woo hoo, thingy sex.

Men can find the sensations associated with simultaneous divergence and convergence of FTPs on their cock to be a powerful and motivating aphrodisiac, often making their erections attain a consistency that is harder than Chinese mathematics - and allow them to immediately recommence fucking a partner over and over and over again while she remains incapacitated from the spastic effects of the shifting FTP delirium.
When her FTPs kicked in, it moved my couch.
by L&G Conversations December 07, 2009
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