extendo wang

While watching Harry Potter, with or without a female companion, start getting an erection and shout EXTENDO WANG and she will NOT* turn down down a chance to be with a wizard.

*Not proven.

fred: *half way through a full erection* EXTENDO WANG

beverly: wow fred that is truly magic let me touch it please

by catfish22 February 10, 2014

extendo roll

When you pull out a lump sum of money in a populated area to show you’re having shit

Jerome pulled out the extendo roll the other night in front of Destiny and her friends, they were all impressed after.

by Extendo Rolls January 2, 2025

peno extendo

Latin for B O N E R

Elijah:bro, is that a peno extendo

Noah:ya

by BIG.UNCLE. PAPI November 20, 2020

Extendo Dick

A dick that can be manually extended

Damn he do got an extendo dick

by Dorito Ninja June 9, 2021

Extendo Release Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.

I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.

by Say when July 20, 2025

Extendo Clap

Extending your clapping distance

Person 1: “ Are you trying to extendo clap today?”
Person 2: “Yes.”

by ExtendoClapGod October 10, 2018

Extendo kimmie

Extendo kimmie is the goddess of music

And makes forever musik

Extendo extendo extendo

Extendo kimmie music is at a god level

by anonymous November 22, 2021