The Dude 

That one guy who acts hard but in reality he’s, you guessed it, a little bitch. He’s the same guy who complains about physics in video games and probably can’t fight in real life ether.

The DUDE is a gay

The Dude by SirMightyLambo May 28, 2020

The Dude Perfect 

The act of having a hard-on and lying vertically in bed, while your partner attempts to throw a Glazed Krispy Kreme donut from the end of the bed on to your erect penis.

Me and Stacy did The Dude Perfect last night. She got 500 points!

The Dude Perfect by Thicc Dicc December 20, 2019

The Dude Abides 

The Dude Abides is a saying derived from the 1998 movie "The Big Lebowski". It has become a somewhat famous internet meme over the years thanks to 4chan internet message boards.

The Dude Abides to this article.

The Dude Abides by The Writer Dude April 16, 2011

The Dude Plague

Term used to define the annoying guest on an internet forum who just can't stop typing "Dude, where's my car?' everywhere.

USER: Hi.
USER2: my kitty just died.
USER: awwwww
GUEST: dude, where's my car?
dude, where's my car?
dude, where's my car?
dude, where's my car?
dude, where's my car?
dude, where's my car?
dude, where's my car?
USER. what a spammer.
USER2: the Dude Plague has come again!

The Dude Plague by GANGSTA, woot. August 31, 2008

The Dude Disease 

An illness commonly seen in heterosesxual Males, who firmly believe their sexuality defines their contact with other males.

Common side effects include, but are not limited to, Declining hugging another male with the excuse of it being gay. Joking about an action referring to it as gay although it is a gay action and or a plague.

Currently there is no known cure, myths lead to believe that the possible cure could be accepting the fact that just because you do specific things with another male doesn't employ that it is a sexuality that you are not, but this has not been statistically proven.

Tom: Hey, uh..not feeling too well..can i have a hug?
Jimmy: What the fuck? No, that's fucking gay.
Tom: Do you have The Dude Disease?
Jimmy: The fuck is that?

The Dude Disease by PiiKayFare September 20, 2018

The dude next door

The dude you want to move out he just moved in and hes already pissing you off. I mean getting a tan when hes orange as fuck like Trump except it's not fake news while naked. Who the Fuck wants to see this. You're no Mia Khalifa.(well unless you actually are her but its unlikley) Total jackass. You're gossiping to your friends oh hes such an asshole!The dude wants to be your friend! Who is he kidding. He knows you're to swag for that. Keep watching memes by yourself in your room. You can survive this. I believe in you hoe. Stay swagga 8)

The dude next door is such a jackass.

The dude next door by Elmo for president March 24, 2019

The Dude Perfect 

When you fuck her, get head, and then leave.

Pound it!
Noggin!
See ya!

Bro, I hit her with the Dude Perfect yesterday. Shit was lit

The Dude Perfect by Yung Car Payment May 12, 2022