by Bill clinton III December 2, 2003
The vice president of our legendary nation who mistook a 78 year old lawyer for a quail and shot him in the face.
by Paresthesia February 22, 2006
An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.
Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?
Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...
Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!
Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...
Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!
by The Culture Bandit May 16, 2009
by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009
by CHOWnoobCHOW April 21, 2009
1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.
2. Our Vice President
2. Our Vice President
1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."
2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.
2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.
by Booblover February 18, 2006
by lizoffspring April 5, 2006