da vinci code

A book written by contreversial author Dan Brown. Although it has a good plot this book is not very well written. It is written exactly like a movie, for example, on the back a review says " Wow...Blockbuster perfection". Blockbuster. As in MOVIES! WHy didnt he write a movie script instead of a book? An how the f*** can you fit 105 chapters+epilogue and prologue into a 600 page book!?!? It's just stupid!

person1: i read this book the other day. It sucked!
person2: how much?
person1: well it didnt suck as much as the Da Vinci Code...but it was pretty close

by The Harry August 19, 2006

Da Vinci Code

To slander by making sensational s*** up. (i.e. to go Da Vinci Code)

Don't make me go Da Vinci Code on your a**.

by leonardoman May 28, 2006

da Vinci Code

Hella great book. You ing Christian wankers need to go get head from your mom.

Die ing christian s!!!

by Militant Liberal March 19, 2005

Dirty Da Vinci Code

You take a bitch back to your place, then claim you're in to bondage. When you've got that dirty broad tied up good, whip out a copy of Dan Brown's best selling edition of the Da Vinci Code and proceed to read her chapter 12. Once the chapter is completed, roll the book up and shove it up that fat ho's slack ass as if it were Silas'.

Micahel never liked that bitch, but did enjoy Dan BROWN'S dirty Da Vinci Code.

by Abdul555 September 17, 2006