Someone who is excessively horny all the time. The definition isn't taken to literally.
Stop being a coomer Joe
by ElBarden April 6, 2020
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A perverted individual that tends to preform or support sexual activities done by themselves, others or both in a unmoral standard.
The man asks to have sex with any person in any manner, such a filthy Coomer!
by GrandDadio May 27, 2020
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Typical American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrists.
Npc3514: I support freedom!
Guy4793 (watches porn)
Npc3514: You degenerate coomer!
by r3tardslol January 20, 2020
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American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrist rejects. "Coomer" is predominantly used by tradcons (unattractive males who purchase love) who want to virtue signal to their potential future wife that will divorce him and take him to the cleaners anyway.
NpcMob: Ban porn!
Guy: What about freedom of cho...
NpcMob: Ok coomer!
by r3tardslol January 20, 2020
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