This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

don't dip your bush onto the company dink by macinlor September 7, 2016

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I'll call the wireless company

When you really wanna say "fuck you" but decide to censor yourself.

Boss: "So you didn't do your job correctly?"
Me: "I did ... But I'll call the wireless company."

I'll call the wireless company by HSDeeznuts August 10, 2017

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A fully evolved integrated marketing agency in the heart of “Digital Alley” in DUMBO, Brooklyn

The Joey Company is a marketing agency that specializes in branding, advertising and channel planning.

The Joey Company by SPrice1980 January 10, 2023

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