Broke the chair

an ill-fated accident; when bad things happen to good people.

Ugh, I just broke the chair. A bird crapped all over my hair.

by melodyq February 2, 2009

Guy in the chair

Characters in superhero movies that provide technical support to the main hero. They can usually hack, and they are always sitting in front of a computer screen and talking into headsets. The team Flash from TV show The Flash and Felicity from TV show Arrow are some examples of the guy in the chair.

Ned to Peter Parker "Hey, can I be your guy in the chair? You know there's always a guy, with a headset, telling the other guy where to go".

by Nooobzzz January 6, 2020

Put the chair in the kitchen

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.

Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )

by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011

Throw Him The Chair

In baseball, to throw a batter a pitch that will make him strike out and force him to sit on a bench in the dugout. A chair can technically be any pitch, but typically will be a curveball or slider.

*2 strike count
Center fielder: Hey throw him the chair kid
Shortstop: Yeah kid drop a chair in there kiiiiid
First baseman: Humbabe now lets givemachairkiiiiiiiiiiid
Third baseman: Yeah let’s go now gimmchair kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

by thebigdogsap69 August 24, 2019

Kick the chair

To commit suicide. Such as doing yourself in by kicking a chair out from underneath you to hang yourself.

"Dude, did you hear about Kurt Cobain?"
"Yeah man, I heard Courtney basically made him kick the chair. It's a shame."

by KDaviss August 5, 2009

burping the chair

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.

The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.

by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006

blame it on the chair

when somebody farts, usually in school, and to avoid embarrassment, blames their chair for being 'squeaky'

*silence*
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...

by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010