The Brown Derby

The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as Taint Misbehavin'.

Amy can't get enough of my tongue up her butt. Hell, just yesterday we participated in the Brown Derby on the drive over to her grandmother's house.

by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006

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the brown note

the frequency of sound that makes you uncontroably shit yourself!

i was walking down the street, saw a beautiful girl... then a noise sounded from afar and as we looked deep into eachothers eyes, we both shit ourselves uncontroably..... the brown note strikes again.

by Brandon B. And Nick K. June 11, 2006

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The Brown Zepplin

Where one person sticks a balloon in another persons ass. Then blows it up until it pops inside of that persons ass!

Dang, The Brown Zepplin left so much air in my cornhole!

by LpCarrDsch May 19, 2011

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The Brown Bow

The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.

I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.

by D-pop February 19, 2014

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The brown mile

A women's attempt at deepthroating a mans erect penis while simultaneously traversing his taint with her tongue to lick said mans anus.

I realized that I had to marry my girlfriend last night when she decided to take me on her journey across the brown mile.

by RDL..3..2..1... August 26, 2016

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The Brown Raptor

When you are doing a girl doggy style, and you wrap your arms around the girls chest, and around her arms, while elevating her upper body. Then pull out quickly and insert your member into her anus and deliver the goods.

In turn this will make her very unhappy and unable to extend her arms and screaming in an animal like manner. Therefore making her look and sound like a Velociraptor.

The Brown Raptor should and could be pulled on any girl that is willing to do this.

by MountieMAC February 19, 2010

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