The bakery

The weed store

After I go to the bakery, I am going to get baked.

by Xqzzme October 12, 2018

taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone

Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.

He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Open the Bakery

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.

Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016

The Baker

To blow something out, whilst having one arm extended to the sky

He used the baker method to clear out the smoke detector

by SullyGSXR March 21, 2021

A dig in the bake

A northern Irish slang word for a punch in the face

Stranger: pushes Gerald out the queue
Gerald: 'I'll give you a dig in the bake if you're not careful'

by Bigpenisman478901234567890 December 9, 2016

The Bakerloo Line

Taking one up The Bakerloo Line is receiving a sexual act analy.

Mate, she was keen, she even took it up The Bakerloo Line

by Bosh1985 January 20, 2015

The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom during sex, removing the condom, and sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.

Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!

by evilnapsterguy January 7, 2009