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Going to the salad bar

A term used to tell others you just farted

punching the salad bar 

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.
After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

Strimming the mars bar. 

Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.
Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.

what should i write in the search bar 

imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.

also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.
Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.

this is not the intended use of the search bar

your meant to search for stuff like demon time or something, not sentences
"hey dude im gonna search urban dictionary sucks!"

"this is not the intended use of the search bar"

Why is there a gaint health bar in the sky 

what people are searching to confuse people when they wake up on new years day
Jake: What should we search to confuse people?
Mike: We should search why is there a gaint health bar in the sky.
Jake: Good idea Mike.