Quite the silly William

Someone who has been made to look like an idiot, as first seen on the Armstrong and Miller Show.

This whole kerfuffle has made you look Quite the silly William!

by Arse_Biscuit July 26, 2011

Wet William James the III

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth then put it in your ass and finger blast a motherfucking fuck bitch in the ear.

Tamiqua gave me a Wet William James the III when i slept over her crib.

by tuggiespecialist69 April 11, 2023

William of the hill

A fancy word for hill billy, to be used in high society.

Person 1: did you hear about Francine?
Person 2: no.

Person 1: she has become a William of the hill She lives in a shack in the woods now.

by Lydtehsquid October 9, 2018

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

the williams

Slang for bills. Bill is a nickname for William. First heard in Nicolay & Superstition's "The Williams"

"But I've got bills, problems, all in my way. What more can I say? I've got the williams."

by AndrewTosh July 25, 2004

The Williams Effect

The substantial and long-sustained decrease in intelligence and social aptitude test scores measured in many aspects of one's life starting roughly the time they become friends with a particular individual. There is no cure for the Williams Effect.

My friends tell me my social sensibilities have decreased upon moving in with my roommate. #TheWilliamsEffect

I thought I was immune to the Williams Effect until I found myself discussing MMA and WWE wrestling after a few short weeks of hanging with Alex.

by SheldonMCohen February 8, 2013

The Williams

In the year 952 A.D. a group of Norwegian Vikings were exploring a large cavern in a mountain named "Mount Williams." After the Vikings were about to leave the cave the entrance collapsed and they were trapped. After they were trapped they ran low on supplies and in order to survive they had to eat each other’s scalps, hair, and weird fungus growing between their feet. Eventually they became as skinny as toothpicks and then through lack of sunlight they became very pale much so as the paleness of a vampire's skin. In order to acquire the fungi growing between their toes they had to lift their arms up like a Tyrannosaurus Rex and claw at their toes. Eventually the transformation into A Williams was complete. The Williams claws had grown by five inches, and they sprouted wings. When they sprouted wings they were able to fly through the hole in the mountain and eventually they went southward and terrorized many African villages and then challenged the vampire's territory of Transylvania and after they killed off all the vampires and dragons in the world. They also went hunting for the Lochness Monster and during their hunt gained the ability to breathe underwater and after the Lochness Monster was killed they used its skull as a piss pot. When The Williams became to widespread a Middle Eastern clan named "Sarkosh" went hunting for The Williams, and eventually killed most of them off.

1. "A Savage Williams broke into my house today and took a dump on my pillow."

2. Mother: "How was your day at school?"
Son: "I got my scalp bit off by a Williams."

3. A Roman: "IT'S THE WILLIAMS IN THE SKY!!"
Many Williams: "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

by The Williams Historian August 20, 2010