muddin and to the car wash

To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.

I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.

by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 19, 2015

Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.

Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.

by TANGO December 12, 2012

wash the chud

When the police drive by a dirty chud and hit a big mud puddle in an attempt to wash him off.

Man, it rained hard last night. Let's go out and wash the chud today.

by Hermkop September 4, 2006

wash the China out of it

To remove the chemical smells left over by cheap manufacturing processes.

"That looks like an okay blender, but be sure and wash the China out of it."

by Plasmaguy January 27, 2015

wash the cat

What a woman does to her private area, hopefully every few days.
To scrub the female genitalia.

Sally: "Hey Roxanne. Are you going on another date with Ricky?"
Roxanne: "I wish. I think he may be gay. He didn't want to give me oral sex. He seemed to be turned off by my pussy."
Sally: "No, not Ricky. I bet it's time for you to wash the cat."
Roxanne: "But I bathe every week like clockwork."

by morningwould October 28, 2013

wash the funk off my junk

1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids

2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.

She: Hon, you wanna make love?

He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.

by James Cox March 10, 2007

wash the cat

An excuse to blow off a date or appointment.

Oh shit man. I'm sorry I cant make your party. I've got to wash the cat.

by EastCoastBronco October 25, 2013