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The Urban Dictionary

This site is the Urban Dictionary. This site does waste a lot of your time because you spend your time on it looking up random definitions that random people put on here. I mean, you could go be productive and find other definitions that are actually useful, but you know, who wants to go do that? Personally, I would rather go to my friends' house and be stupid, but here I am... telling you the definition of a dictionary... Well... Dang. Ya know, just don't go looking up anything dirty on here if you're on a school laptop... they will hunt you down to suspend you... Sooo, just saying, some of the crap on here is so untrue, so prepare to be slightly disappointed... Yah... You have officially wasted a whole minute of your life reading this definition.
"What's the definition of accountable?"
"I don't know, let me check the Urban Dictionary,"

Meet the Urban Dictionary mug 

It's waiting for you right below this definition, and you can buy it, meet it in real life and have conversations with it.
UD: Meet the Urban Dictionary mug!
Mug: Oh hello, nice to meet ya! What is your name?
Me: Well, I don't talk with mugs!

The Urban Dictionary

A website where narcissistic and retarded assholes write stupid definitions about porn.
The Urban dictionary is overrated. Oh wait, I'm using it! Someone call the cops!
The Urban Dictionary by Santa Nugg December 2, 2018

Looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary 

Trying to find a way of showing that you have a big dick without them seeing your dick.
Person A: You better not be looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary again! It's just gonna ypsay you have a big dick!
Person B: Exactly

The Urban Dictionary

A rather screwed site which consists of a voting page that can't be used to vote for real meanings because EVERYONE is spamming on it with... You don't want to go there. It's on the verge of becoming a meme and, as a matter of fact, LET'S MAKE IT ONE!
Hey, want to do some voting on The Urban Dictionary?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Urban Dictionary Law 

States that; for every term that is searched on Urban Dictionary, there will always be a vulgar definition that will state an act of sexual behavior.
Search 'Kool-Aid' and you'll see an example of the Urban Dictionary Law.
The Urban Dictionary Law by Aisu December 17, 2008