stroke the toad

The unapologetic expression made when teabagging.

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!

by Canned snail May 28, 2016

stroke the dragon

Masterbate extremely hard until it rips the skin

Man I stroked the dragon so hard last night and I hurts bad. Stroke the dragon

by Jaxsmaxass February 8, 2017

Stroke the chicken

To try and persuade or provoke someone to do something when you know that they will definitely not do it because they are too scared.

Abseiling:

Brad - "Come on jack you can do it"
Jack - "I'm scared of heights!"
Brad - "Don't think, just do it"
Christina - "Don't stroke the chicken Brad"

by AbseilingMemories August 7, 2009

stroke the stubble

verb: to rub/finger/stroke a vagina that has been shaved a couple days prior and has short prickly hairs beginning to grow out

"Yeah man, I hooked up with Suzy last night."
"Did you stroke the stubble?"

by ribbs February 17, 2008

The Back Stroke

The act of masturbation with your hand stroking (pinky foward) so that you are working your yule log in reverse piston motion. Lube is required depending on the type of salmi squeeze that you apply!

My hand got tired of jerkin the gerkin the usual way so I reversed it and am doing the back stroke now!

by By: EL CONO & JAVELINA March 25, 2010

stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009

stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 7, 2014