Tickle the snail

Guy: "Where the hell were you last night?!"
Girl: (giggles) "I was tickling my girlfriend's snail."
Guy: "What?!"
Girl: "You know... (motions with index finger) tickle the snail."

by Audrey Alexis October 1, 2010

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Gary The Snail

To drag your sweaty balls across a woman's face leaving a slime trail, similarly to Gary the Snail from Spongebob when he leaves slime trails.

"Damn dude I Gary The Snailed that hoe"
"What's does that mean?"
"I dragged by sweaty nuts across her face and left a slime trail"

"bruh"

by Fellowyellow420 November 16, 2020

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buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.

"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."

by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016

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Charlie the snail

The best photoshop that was ever made that was in both science rooms while people made their speeches. People will never forgive the one who made the snail.

That photoshop is cool like Charlie the snail.

by Table maker November 19, 2019

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