Kendal the sheep

This is a girl who is a sheep. She loves bahahahaing like a sheep. Kendal is obsessed with a guy named Cole. Kendal the sheep doesent know how big Coles dump-truck is what a shame. Kendal the sheep wants to gobble Cole up like coleslaw

I just ran over kendal the sheep

by Long Candlestick September 23, 2021

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 3, 2022

Meep the Sheep

A legendary god like creature that is known as ruler of all mortal creatures . He also demands sacrifices of all living creatures.

Oh no Meep the Sheep is going to sacrifice me!

by Meep the sheep December 29, 2019

blacky the sheep dog

the blackest dog in the world

dame your dog is so black he is a could be called blacky the sheep dog

by Blackydog July 19, 2009

shearing the sheep

The term used for shaving your loved ones back.

"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"

by Crazy Red Head in TX September 9, 2009

Shearing the sheep

Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.

"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."

by agentbb February 27, 2015

Counting The Sheep

A term useally used for discribing sex but can be used for anying else.

Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep

by Andrew Roldan October 19, 2004