Richard The 3rd

British cockney rhyming slang. for having a turd

Richard The 3rd = Turd

Bloke: i've got to take a richard the 3rd

by Alpha1Echo October 2, 2008

Richard the Lionhearted

English King in the third Crusade. Rose up against the Moslem Saladin, who controlled Jerusalem at the time, with the supposed support of King Philip of France. King Philip, being French, later ditched Richard on the way to Jerusalem, causing a great blow to Richard's goal. Still though, Richard, brave and courageous, marched on. By the time he reached Jerusalem, Richard knew his victory, while possible, would not last for long, and he was not willing to waste the lives of his men. Sadly, he retreated and signed a treaty with Saladin. Richard was later imprisoned but released by King Philip, and his death came from an arrow shot in the shoulder. Richard's legacy as a soldier transcended his somewhat bad kinship, bad marriage, and bad son, and his romanticized reputation will last forever.

Richard The Lionhearted may have won if all his allies didn't ditch him.

by T Rev April 23, 2006

richard the third

cockney rhyming slang for terd

im going for a richard

by ben curry September 24, 2003

the little richard

With regards to males, the little richard (otherwise known as the 'middle-school moustache') is the thin layer of facial hair sometimes covering an adolescent boys upper lip. For females, the term is most commonly used to refer to poorly applied lip-liner.

Your 14 year old brother/sister has the little richard

by Artimus Cheeks June 20, 2007

Richard the Thicccccccie

The thicccccccest in the land. He's a cat who's so shitting thiccccccc, he's all 7 C's of thicccccc, like, yo mama ain't even that thiccccccc. When his thiccccccc body moves, furries within a twenty mile radius loose their virginity and nine animal shelters reopen. He's just that fucking thiccccccc.

Thot 1: Look at, I'm so thick!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018

dont drop the soap richard

prison slang for: dont be someones bitch. you will get bum raped if you "drop the soap"

e.g.(your bending over in the shower) dont drop the soap richard

by roadmanneek March 28, 2019

Richard the Lionheart

A fifteenth century English King, who went to war and famously had a one night stand with the French King. Henceforth, reknowned as a total bummer. His wife also left him, surprisingly.

Chris is looking at me funny, he's like a proper Richard the Lionheart!

by funsimon January 27, 2009