When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.
Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.
Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.
by Magikman May 28, 2004
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I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !
Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?
Well yeah !
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !
Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?
Well yeah !
by Uncle Striker December 3, 2019
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When someone innocent or unprepared finds themselves deep in a situation they clearly aren’t ready for — and yet, they’re going for it anyway, with wide-eyed optimism or clueless courage.
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"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"
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