Pat the Bunny

Female masturbation.

Trish: Did you and Scooter Brown bang last night?

April: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.

by Redboots November 14, 2010

Pat the Goose

You "Pat the Goose" when you take a shot of Patron Tequila and chase it with Grey Goose Vodka. Drink responsibly, friends.

Rhea, Pat the shit outta that Goose...She Pat the Goose reaw~reaw~ good

by Arish A July 4, 2011

Pat the Bat

A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.

"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."

And on the 8th day, God created Pat.

by SlutMonkey62 September 20, 2010

pat the b

meaning to simply "pat the b". A term used to see if boys are dumb enough to think it exists.

ashlyn, rachel, julia and carley laughed as the boys guessed what "pat the b" meant.

by yourfourfriends! February 11, 2009

Pat the Hole

1. When, during intercourse, one individual takes his/her hand and gently pats (as in tapping) the hole of their partner. The hole is generally either the vagina or the anus, but can also be any other orifice.
2. A greeting among adolescents, similar in manner to pounding or daps. One person will hold out their hand to another, placing the tip of their thumb to their index finger, forming the "hole". The other person takes their hand and pats the first person's "hole". This greeting mimics the sexual act, but is not often considered lewd or obscene.

"Hey Cliff, did you pat Luna's hole?"
"Hey man, pat the hole"

by Ted Boasso December 9, 2008

Pat the Bunny

Female masturbation.

Ashley: Did you and Scott bang last night?

Tammy: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.

by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010

pat the wombat

To pet or caress a furry four legged animal(wombat), or to masturbate vigorously with both hands.

I watched my friend pat the wombat, which he found in the forest three days before.

My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.

by cc-money July 25, 2007