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Monster Energy Drink

Monster is a drink that obiviously gives you energy.
This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.

Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!
*Looks at dumb girl's Myspace*

OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333
by Ilkadizzzzuhl October 17, 2008
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Monster Energy Drink

An overrated energy drink for children and teenagers.

(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
PERSON 1: yo dude try this Monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome!

PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
by FoxShadow April 19, 2011
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A new flavor of Monster Energy which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.
I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!
by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011
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monster energy

an energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids. the quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods while others say it tastes like dog piss. Whether you think you’ll actually enjoy it or want to look cool, try it out.
Jason: Hey, is katie drinking monster energy?
Alice: Yea, i wonder if she actually likes it.
by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021
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Monster energy

The official drink of kyle’s, five finger death punch, limp bizkit, kid rock, Motorsports all over America, and your local rock radio station
Monster energy and Mountain Dew mix is perfect when listening to five finger death punch
by Nascarfan2007 February 20, 2023
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Monster energy

A drink that is consumed either by alt people or by rednecks, no in between
Someone on the internet: Dude monster energy is so good
Another person: so are you alt or a redneck
by Hydraulic press November 24, 2022
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