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The King 

You are receiving head as a passenger and you have to steer as a passenger and give directions to the head giver in the drivers seat on weather to go faster or slower (Gas peddle or head). No one knows which is which. This is dangerous and uncondoneable.
Dickhead is in the passenger seat and the girl in the driver seat says," Want me to make you feel like a king?" he says yes and she leans over and begins to give him oral head. While steering for the driver The King suddenly realizes that when he asks her to go faster that the head giver doesn't know weather he is asking to give faster head or car speed.
The King by marblestackr June 5, 2022

The King's Throne 

It's the place where the king reigns, and passes judgment.
It's also commonly understood to be the toilet!

Alternative wordplays may be doing number 2, or send some faxes.
Man, I gotta go to the king's throne right now!
If not I'll shit in my pants!

Even though it will be funny to see you shit your pants, the king's throne room is that way!
The King's Throne by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

The King Edmund School 

The king edmund school also known as KES

Is a shitty british school where the kids are assholes and give me and many other anxiety etc
The teachers don’t do shit about bullying and care more about my skirt length
Please do not come close to this hell hole
Please if you come in contact with a Kesbian

RUN, FAR AWAY
Me: I go to The King Edmund School, what about you?
Mutual: *runs*

The King of Five Nights at Freddy’s 

Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s and no one shall take his crown
Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s