Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

Have the horn for

To really want something;
To lust after it.
To be excited by or aroused by something.

Let's go to the pub, I have such a horn for a big dirty feed of pints.

Laura has the horn for dancing, once she starts she can't stop!

I have the horn for a sandwich, do you fancy one?

by Ci'ara June 26, 2017

On the horn

On the phone; talking on the phone

A: She gave me her phone number two days ago
B: You had better get on the horn pretty quick if you want her to go out with you

by theone1103 August 6, 2012

get on the horn

To use the telephone.

Hey Simpson, get on the horn and tell accounting we need more TPS reports.

by famousramos June 11, 2004

Once Around The Horn

When a male or female feels the urge to take sexual experiences to the next level by licking ones asshole, 1 time around the circumference of the acutal brown star, brown star is another defination that I will get to at a later date but should be self explanitory!!

donny gave shelly a rim job yesterday but only went once around the horn due to the fact her asshole tasted like a copper penny with dirt on it.

by RyanPatrick October 30, 2007

ridin' the horn

Performing a sex act similar to ridin' the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect cock sticks straight up like a saddle horn. His lady aligns her pussy with the ol' woody and sits back in the saddle formed by his crotch and his legs...then she slides up and down his cock, slowly at first, then faster until he's buckin' and fuckin' her ass off...and when they come together, the ride is worth it!

"Hey, man, I wouldn't mind takin' one of those cowgirls for a ride...you know it's cool to be the saddle when she's ridin' the horn."

by bongoman January 15, 2008

The Horn

An English expression for an erection.

Hey mate, you see that bird there with the big jigglies? She doesn't half give me the horn.

by raysallx October 15, 2010