The Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.

The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths

by heeeeehhh October 12, 2020

the gongoozler

The gongoozler is a creature that lives inside the water. you will only encounter it if it is in the night. The gongoozler will mostly not attack you. it will only lurk in the deepest depths of a dark, cold body of water.

hey Ethan, I have an idea for a video.
what is it Mark?
what if we go swimming at night?
that's a bad idea, The gongoozler will catch you!
what the f… is a gongoozler

by lolmountian October 11, 2020

the gongoozler

The thing that Ethan Nestor becomes at night

OH SHOT THE GONGOOZLER IS COMING

by eefleef October 11, 2020

fuck the GÖNGS

It's a very famous sentence which was said by ZiebraZ, a famous graffiti artist that lives in Iceland.
The "göngs" can mean both underground and hallway, but in this sentence he meant underground.
Altrough he first said it on graffiti forum it bacame one of the most popular words in graffiti world in Iceland.

I like better spraying on buildings, so fuck the GÖNGS

by Api April 23, 2006

Rockin the Gonge

Getting so high that you begin to see Jesus on numerous occasions.

Jay - "No wonder hes seeing Jesus dude, hes Rockin the Gonge!!!"

by Will46582 July 1, 2009

The Duke of Gongle

A mythical person who exists

"Hello, are you the Duke of Gongle?"
"Why yes! I am indeed the Duke of Gongle. For short you may call me... The Duke of Gongle."

by jacob mcjacobson July 23, 2012