Future

The period of time that hasn't happened yet, that will be as different from today as today is from the past.

Person 1: It would be horrible to live 300 years ago. They didn't have cars or computers or medicine or anything, and the life expectancy was 40.

Person 2: 300 years ago, people said it would be horrible to live 600 years ago. 300 years in the future, they'll say it would be horrible to live now.

by 3standarddevs January 13, 2011

futurism

the way of the future; includes, swagger, high vocals, base riffs.

all your base is futurism.

by nuck123456789 January 15, 2011

In the future...

Step up and play In the future...

In the future...

Men will walk naked backwards down the street while sodomizing their cat!

Coincidentally the cat will be his lawfully wedded wife!

by Future's so bright I gotta wear shades! March 17, 2005

future

something you'll never have

my future is gone

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

Future

Future is a term (adj.) to describe a something style, taste and languag as ahead of its time. Most commonly associated with a person who is eccentric or doesn't go with the flow, yet maintains their acceptance by society as cool.

That joker future!
That outfit is future.

by B.U.S.B.Y June 4, 2008

Future

A really popular rapper. His real name is Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn, and he is known for songs like Mask Off, Fuck Up Some Commas and Poppin' Tags. He often collaborates with the producer DJ Esco. Also known as Future Hendrix.

I'm listening to the new Future song right now!

by TheRDJ64 June 2, 2018

In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.

Marijuana will still be illegal...

by Observer March 19, 2005