The Fairbank

It's when a guy gets drunk off of smirnoff ice (yes, the girl drink) and literally asks a girl to give him head but she says no.

To pull a Fairbank is human, to actually get head divine.

by PhellyPhel April 24, 2004

the fairly odd parents

One of the very few in-between shows on Nick. That is, it is in-between pure genius and total bullshit. Sometimes, it can be side-splittingly hilarious. Other times, it can be the same pop culture crap that pollutes all other shows on nickelodeon. This goes with shows like Spongebob or All That.

person 1: did you watch The Fairly Odd Parents last night?
person 2: yeah, it wasnt that great, they had that fag from Nsync on there.
person 1: yeah, but the one after it was funny!
person 2: true, true.

by Lamb_OF_Dog May 17, 2006

To the fairies

A phrase used by stoners to say they are throwing away the roach or a blunt or joint (or any other thing you were desperate enough to roll weed in) in tribute to the "weed fairies"

The phrase originated from the idea that there are "weed fairies" and they smoke pot as well and bless weed crops/sacks. However, unlike humans, they cannot plant marijuana seeds. So in return for them blessing their weed, stoners throw the roach of a blunt or joint away and say "to the fairies" and then when they leave, the weed fairies take the small amounts of weed they couldn't smoke and they plant that instead. And that's how they grow their own weed to smoke.

It can also be used as a question directed at potheads in your circle to confirm that nobody wants to hit the roach.

Normal Use

1: "This roach is pretty much done."
- Tosses tiny roach-
1: "To the fairies"

As a Question
1: "This roach is pretty much done. To the fairies?"
2: "Yeah"
3: "Yup"

by HahaStoner December 18, 2012

Hit The Fair One

Something You Say when you want To Fight Someone.

Bob : Let’s Hit The Fair One Since You keep Talking Shit!

by Picklecheese1 February 1, 2018

the fairly oddparents

a show about a boy called timmy turner who gets two fairy godparents.

the fairly oddparents

by 3465 February 28, 2021

cookies at the fair

A common expression that indicates an item is being handed out in large quantities. Comes from the fact that cookies are frequently handed out at fairs.

That company hands out bonuses like they are cookies at the fair

by cribbage_lover January 22, 2014

The Fair's Fair Game.

The Fair's Fair Game (titled as such because of the 'equivalent exchange' rule) is a game that was popularized by the uprising of picture messaging, though the exact origins or time period of the game are unknown. The game's rules are applicable to near any social situation, but is most commonly used in the transfer of revealing photographs (I.E-Pornography). In this version, Person A and Person B both swear an unspoken oath to uphold the game's rules. After such, Person A sends a picture of near anything (whether it be a body part, a plant, or other plausible object/scene), in which Person B will recieve it, and reply with a similar picture. In this fashion, boundaries are gently removed so that both party members feel secure about their decisions, and do not feel swindled or coerced into a bad situation. The Fair's Fair game may also be used with simple text (I.E - secrets). As stated before, it's a simple gesture of exchanging one tidbit of information for another, but at a gradual progression.

Person A - "I only play by the Fair's Fair game."
Person B - "I understand. You start."
Person A - "I like the smell of grapefruits,but not the taste."
Person B - "I prefer tangelos over oranges."
Person A - "I cheated on my math quiz last Saturday."
Person B - "I copied off of you on that same test."
Person A - "I think Haley needs to lose weight."
Person B - "I think Shannon needs to gain weight."
Person A - "I had a crush on Suzie in the 7th grade."
Person B - "I had a crush on you in the 7th grade."

by Antapex December 9, 2010