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Buy the dip

When your favorite stock keeps tanking and you keep buying until you run outta money, hoping it rebounds and make you crazy rich.
Trader: bro AMC keeps tanking on me, I'm losing all my money.
Friend: bro buy the dip and hold!
by Itsbeenfun February 27, 2021
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Chip the Dip

(1) Dropping a chip in any sort of dip; e.g. Salsa or Onion Dip.
(2) Breaking a chip, usually by accident, into any sort of dip.
Her chip fell into the barbecue sauce. "Sally, did you just chip the dip?" "Yeah, sorry, I didn't mean to."
by tenaciousdalalala July 23, 2009
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Pass The Dip

adjective; self-centered, insecure, blameless

noun; a boorish asshole with a chip on their shoulder
Will someone please pass the dip to go with that chip on his shoulder.
by uncle betty October 22, 2010
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Flip the dip

Some super gay, whack-ass bullshit that occurs in Stewart County, Tennessee. There's a small restaurant named The DIp Dairy Freeze that exists off of the side of the highway running through Stewart county. Flipping the dip is simply driving around the building and returning to the highway without purchasing anything or going through the drive thru. "Why?" you may ask, and to put it simply: there is NOTHING to fucking do in Stewart co and this is considered fun.
Redneck fuckhead 1: Hey, Billy-john, what should we go do?

Redneck fuckhead 2 (after pulling his 3 inch penis out of his sister): I dunno, Bubba. I guess we should go Flip the dip and fuckin' suck each other off while my sister drives the truck.

Redneck fuckhead 1: I sure hate faggots and queers but they have the right idea about sucking your buddy's cock. Men do it better, mhm. Oooh-wee, love me some man tongue on my pork-knob.

Redneck fuckhead 2: Oooh buddy, me too! Yum-yum gimme cum!
by cousinfuckersupreme February 26, 2017
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Buy the dip

When the perfect stock keeps dumping only because Citadel found out you were HODLing.
The best strategy is to buy the dip.
Me: Why is NVAX down today after WHO and EU approval?
Me2: Shut up and buy the dip.
by rocketmoon December 20, 2021
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brand the ol' dip

to turn in early; to go to bed; to pass out
"Hey guys, Im going home to brand the ol' dip"
by gregmotz August 13, 2007
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double-dip-the-stick

When a male is simultaneously seeing two females, attempting to have sexual relations with both of them.
James: What's John doing wrong?

Jeremy: He's totally trying to double-dip-the-stick!

John: This could work.
by Yoakem January 30, 2009
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