A sub-level of hipster that is so conceited, that they cannot admit that they haven't heard about something, even if the thing is not real.
Have you heard of that new band "Moon sex?"
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.
by Dean Dangerous December 14, 2013
Get the Coachella hipstermug. by CumKardashian May 1, 2017
Get the that's so coachellamug. Those basic as shit indie kids who show up at coachella to get high, avoid showering, and appropriate other peoples religions and cultures. Often white girls.
Person A: Why is that white girl wearing a bindi?? And is that a feathered headdress?? Isn't that kind of racist???
Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.
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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*
Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.
Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.
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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*
Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.
Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
by Our Love Is God April 14, 2015
Get the Coachella Hoesmug. A sex move done by a male to increase efficiency when eating a girl out. Involves hoisting the girl on to your shoulders, then flipping her around into a position that places her box in front of your mouth.
by whatdothitdoith November 1, 2019
Get the Reverse Coachellamug. by Dr. Muerto April 26, 2019
Get the Coachella Tacomug. A term coined by the TMG podcast, the sexual position for eating pussy, much like when a girl at coachella is on someone's shoulders, only they're facing the giver.
"So you ate her pussy with her sitting on your shoulders?"
"Yeah she jumped up on me so I gave her the backwards coachella."
"Yeah she jumped up on me so I gave her the backwards coachella."
by swagga7 October 11, 2019
Get the the backwards coachellamug. by Slslsl October 11, 2015
Get the Hella coachellamug.