In the seed cone

To be in a really bad position with little chance of recovery.

Dude, after that frozen tamale, I am DEFINITELY in the seed cone!

by BadPepper February 3, 2009

the blarney cone

a small ice cream place in Sea Girt New Jersey (the Jersey shore) it has good ice cream but is worked by stoners, lax bros and hot blondes. its very clean and the people are always helpful and friendly if your lucky they might not charge you out of pure laziness.

joe- hey want to go get some ice cream?
emily-yea! at the sunday times?
joe- fuck that shit! im going to The Blarney Cone

by pokesmot420 June 17, 2011

The Eli cone

When you are smoking kush and right before someone takes a hit you jizz into the cone piece and sprinkle lime juice on it to give the bong hit more of a zing. If done correctly you should cough up cum for the next few weeks. You can do the advanced eli cone by jizzing into your hand and throwing it across the room into the cone piece. This takes alot more skill and good technique and if done incorrectly you can throw jizz into the person who is smoking and they will beat the shit out of you. With the advanced eli cone you also have to throw the lime across the room.

Did you hear last night me and my dad tried the eli cone and it was soooo good!

by phatphuckincock69 June 21, 2017

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.

The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.

by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

The tip of the inner blue cone

When someone is so hot like a flame (bunsen burner preferably) that you stand behind an W8 bus as you do not want the rocket in your pocket to be seen.

Kwame: "Did you see that chick last night?"

Myke: "I'm gay so no, i wasnt looking"

Edward: "I'd give her a nickel to tickle my pickle"

Kwame: "She is the tip of the inner blue cone, HOTTTT"

by MiniMacMonty December 16, 2008

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

The Red Light District three course traffic cone

This act is when a human take oneself to the local prostitution district and selects himself a worth partner. The then a traffic cone. You the then design a three course meal menu. (This is where you can really get inventive). After preparing your meal you take traffic cone and place it firmly into the whores anus. You the slide thre three course meal into the traffic ramming it into her arse. You then place yourself under a glass table where she or he releases the concoction onto the surface of the table. The then continue to eat the mixture from the table.

Fucked a prozzy at the week end gave her the red light district three course traffic cone. Pancake rolls chilli and a trifle!

by Echoalien May 21, 2020