like the fist of an angry cod

Similar to "like the fist of an angry god" (To fuck an attractive girl or boy with incredible force, it would be like hitting her or him with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God"), but substituting cod and god because they sound alike. Originally created from the LiveJournal Community "Fandom_Secrets" by someone misreading the aforementioned term.

"I'd hit Anthony Bourdain like the fist of an angry cod!"

by f!s August 15, 2008

Live By The Code

One who lives by the code abides by four principles and never strays.

1) Keep your mouth shut, no matter what. No family secrets are reveled; never snitch on a friend or family member even if you must take the fall.

2) Keep your word. Do what you say you will, do not cheat a friend or family member.

3) Ball 100%... Give everything you got. Never quit on yourself or your family.

4) Own your kids; take care of them no matter what obstacles stand in the way. Teach them the code.

I'm putting a ring on her finger. You crazy? Na... This one is the right one, she live by the code.

by bt3101 March 7, 2011

The Code 3 Club

To have sexual intercourse in a emergency vehicle.

I joined the code 3 club last shift.

by the code 3 club November 23, 2010

The Code To Gamer Subs

46908779

you want the code to gamer subs? well lucky for you the code is 46908779

by Herobrine33053 January 16, 2022

Keep To The Code

Stick to the original plan. If communication breaks down or some other unforeseen question about the plan arises, stick to the original plan, no excuses.

We are meeting for dinner at 6 tonight, if you don't hear from me, keep to the code!

If you were supposed to be at work but some confusion arises about the job, keep to the code.

by Freightrain47 April 7, 2017

The Cody Adams Shot

The Cody Adams happens when, upon having intercourse, a man ejaculates directly into the partner's hair.

After a night of heavy action, Jeremy finished his job with The Cody Adams Shot.

by Lasagna Lad July 8, 2011

The Code

The color code of sexual innuendos is used to make it easy to communicate any thoughts or happenings of the sexual or intimate nature. It’s discrete and allows you to explain yourself as explicitly or inexplicitly as you wish. To more specifically define your colors, shading is appropriately assigned; lighter implies innocence, and thusly, the darker you shade your colors the more impurity can be assumed. Use The Code to its full capability and give new meaning to the expression ‘colorful language.’

Yellow: self-gratification, masturbation
Periwinkle: footsie, any leg to leg contact most often occurs under a table
White: the most innocent of colors, hand holding
Peach: cuddling, spooning, gentle eroticism, sweetly romantic
Silver: sleeping over (no sexual contact implied)
Dark Yellow: phone sex, cyber sex
Light Orange: grinding
Pink (various shades): kissing, anything from a peck on the cheek to lips to French to making out
Green: hand to breast contact including several degrees of intensity i.e. over shirt, over bra
Dark Green: hand to breast contact under bra, free boob
Aqua: mouthification of the boobular region
Dark Orange: the motions of sex fully clothed, dry humping
Purple: any form of hand to genital contact, hand jobs, fingering
Blue: any mouth to genital contact, oral sex, blow job
Deep Blue: 69
Cinnamon: the state of being both in your underwear
Flesh: full nudity of EITHER you OR one other person
Tan: full nudity of you AND at least one other person
Teal: showering with at least one other person
Coral: fully nude rubbing without penetration; spooning naked with penile contact to other party’s body
Cherry: stealing virginity
Red: vaginal-penile interlocking, coition, intercourse, SEX
Midnight Blue: one night stand
Indigo: the use of whipped cream, chocolate or other flavorings
Bronze: ménage à trois
Gold: orgy
Fuchsia: any form of intimacy between two people of the same gender (this color can be placed in front of the other steps, to modify them, like fuchsia pink=same sex kissing)
Magenta: strap ons
Brown: anal sex, bum raid
Olive Green: facial
Lime Green: bukkake
Clover: boob sex, tittie fuck
Plum: plushie sex, costume fetishes, roleplaying (but not into the realms of bondage)
Black: dominatrix, sadism, masochism, bondage, handcuffs, ripped sheets, belts, etc.
Dark Red: forced sexual intercourse
Gray: not getting it up

In a room of crowded people, George and Tom cannot talk about Tom's date last night. Tom wants to tell his buddy, so he uses the Code.

George: How far did you get with Sally last night?
Tom: Red dude!!!
George: Congratulations! I've been yellowing for too long.

by Catastrophe December 13, 2008