This word's etymological roots are a derived from a composite of the frigid capital of North Dakota, the colossal size of the Nazi warboat, and the oft observed personal antics of the Prussian statesman after which the other two are named. It is a term used to describe the act of defecating (a good, colossal defecation) inside of a condom and freezing it for later use, violent or sexual.
Nothing satisfies a freaky lady (or man for that matter) on a hot summer day like a massive, frosty Bismarck.
by madmax1889 October 20, 2010
Get the Bismarckmug. A bismarck is when you take your dick and slap it across someone else's face. If you are gay, then you will do it do another guy. If you are sraight, then you will do it to another girl. It is pretty nasty and sick people do that.
Take for example a conversation between a freak named Josh and his sister Jaime.
Josh: Hey Jaime do you want a bismarck?
Jaime: What is a bismarck?
Josh: It's when I take my penis and slap it across your face.
Jaime: Oh my god, thats nasty. I can't believe you said that. I'm telling mom.
Josh: Hey you still haven't answered my question. Do you want a bismarck?
Josh: Hey Jaime do you want a bismarck?
Jaime: What is a bismarck?
Josh: It's when I take my penis and slap it across your face.
Jaime: Oh my god, thats nasty. I can't believe you said that. I'm telling mom.
Josh: Hey you still haven't answered my question. Do you want a bismarck?
by The INDIAN PIMP from NSA July 30, 2008
Get the bismarckmug. (BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.
2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.
2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.
by GeneGine October 11, 2006
Get the bismarckmug. (BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.
2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.
2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} and they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.
by GeneGine September 24, 2008
Get the bismarckmug. Probably the best kind of donut(doughnught..whatever). Also the capitol of North Dakota. The Olsen twins were born here.
Let's go to Bismarck.
by The Terminator July 21, 2008
Get the bismarckmug. Ted was walking down the street when he looks up to see a girl that he went on two dates with and never called back.
Ted got Bismarcked
Ted got Bismarcked
by swash buckler May 8, 2009
Get the Bismarckedmug. Bismarck. Perhaps the most feared vessel ever built. With a main armament of 8 15" SK C/34 main guns, laid out in a 4x2 configuration, she became infamous almost instantly. Best known for the sinking of the British battlecruiser HMS Hood, she was an impressive vessel. She was fast, heavily armed, heavily armored, and a great metal beast. She has collected 4 things over the years: a Sabaton song (aptly named "Bismarck"), waifu status (thanks Azur Lane), fame, and is also an SCP (SCP-4127). She has gone down (no pun intended) in history as an icon of naval power. She has a lesser known sister ship, Tirpitz. Tirpitz was in Norway when she was attacked by aircraft and capsized. The final battle of Bismarck occurred in 4 phases: the first, when British carrier Ark Royal caught up with her and attacked her with Swordfish torpedo bombers, which disabled her steering gear and jammed her rudders in a turning position, the second phase being the shadowing of British cruisers (causing no real damage), the third phase when she was cornered by British battleships Rodney and King George V, as well as the cruisers Norfolk and Dorsetshire. She was sunk in this phase. The fourth phase was that of planes from the Luftwaffe attacking the retreating British ships, resulting in the loss of a destroyer.
by maybesomeonerandomyes February 8, 2021
Get the Bismarckmug.