birthing a sailor

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.

George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."

by LaughingAloud April 14, 2010

Reverse Birth

When an adult (usually male) attempts to return to the womb when life becomes too hard.

"He tried to climb through my vagina to get to live in my womb!! He's a grown man, he should know reverse birth is NOT on the cards!"

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Ass Birth

Taking a Giant shit that is followed by a bloody discharge

I just gave ass birth to something that looked like Bill Cosby

by abe fromen May 11, 2011

Birth Lottery

The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.

Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.

by Sazuri May 15, 2018

Birthing Person

This is what people who doesn't have a brain says to real women, and real mothers.

It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.

Person 1: Happy Birthing Person's day!
Person 2: Don't you ever say that again you dumbfuck...

by thesmartkid420 May 9, 2021

birthing person

A term used by the leftists in an attempt to objectify women only by their birthing abilities.

My birthing person can also cook and wash dishes.

by Swipe_right_4_me May 9, 2021

switched at birth

A popular ABC family TV show about two teenage girls who find out they were switched at birth when a nurse mixed up their name anklets.

Wow! Switched At Birth is such an amazing TV show!

by bambambeautyqueen July 15, 2014